Holy crap I almost forgot about this thing! Its been almost a year since ive written on here. A lot has happened since January. I graduated not just nursing school but college!! Its about damn time :p This being said, I also took boards which didnt work out well so we shall be meeting again NCLEX! I am at point right now in life where I have to enter the real world. I never thought it would be so difficult and im not even fully in it. I havent gotten a big girl nursing job yet, but it is becoming a challenging transition emotionally. Since finishing college, it has become weird. I dont talk to the same people every single day that i did for months in school. I also have had quite a few people walk in and out of my life. It feels at times like I am alone just trying to get through life. I know I do have a lot of people who love and care about me, it just a times it doesnt always feel it and with all the other struggles that occured this year, its just been rough coping. I hoping that 2013 will be a year of achievements for me. I know every things has its ups and downs but I could really start using more ups and looking on the bright side of life :) Well now that has been accomplished, I think i will go and enjoy my sunday funday :) xoxox Lynsey

goood riddence!

Things I survived in 2011: *Earthquake *Hurricane Irene *Car Accident *Blizzard in October *my darn life All I have to say is adios suckerr and hellooooo 2012 :)

i should have been a fuckin cop!

okay so since i've written last i've found out that i fail epically around children..and i have the grades to prove it bitches! so instead of graduating this may, i wont be graduating til at least may 2012. ughh! and driving has been baby steps. otherwise, the only complaint is work. im sick of always never feeling like i never do a good enough job and being compared to others. its just irritating

hopefully 2011 goes much better..besides i got my new years kiss from two of the cutest kids (on the cheek of course :p) so now im just trying to take life easy (even though it never really is). besides this semester im taking nutrition and herbs & alternative medications...fun!!!

ive also realized 21 has turned me into an alcoholic..not nursing school!!

anyway, until next time folks, just remember: when the world slips you a jeffery, stroke the furry wall!

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Fucktarded Bitches.

so i have all this anger building up and i feel the need to blog.

ok so after work (which was filled with dumbasses asking "how do i know if i have a quarter pound?" me"Duh! you weight it!!" in my head i said that), i decided to stop at learning express to see if they had letters for amber to put haileys name on the wall. i said to the lady "do you still have the letters that can be hung on the wall" her response was "no. no learning express has ever sold those!" ok first of all, this is complete and total BULLSHIT! considering amber bought some there before to make gigi's name. my response was "no they previous owners had them so there is a learning express that has sold them" her response "oh i ment they discontinued them" sure you fucktarded bitch, sure. oh, you should probably go back to your hairdresser and get your money back cuz your hair, it looks like a skunk had a litter on your head..and you smell like it too.

so then i decided to check at sweet and sassy..big big BIG mistake! first of all, there were a ton of employee's standing at the door like a mob (which means there must be a party for some spoiled girl out there..yes im bitter cuz there wasnt one of these when i was little...). not only did i feel like a hippo who cant fit through a freaking doorway, but also for the first in a long time, highly claustrophobic. not a good combo. oh, and they didnt have the letters either..

then i went to the gym to take out all this anger, and i found myself taking it out on lucas more than anything..but he had it coming..did 100times on ab machine and 100 on back machine. GO ME! oh and did you know that 30 minutes on the bike = 6miles which only = 105 calories burnt..ughhh

oh and just a little advice..when you do the drive thru's..always triple check your order..those chick-fil-a bastards!!

abc/the bachelor...go suck it!

so i just got done watching the bachelor..what the hell is wrong with this adorable and hot man that he can't get a freaking women/wife! i would be with him in a freaking heartbeat! but noooo! he sends home all the good ones and picks the lying, white trash, home wrecking, nasty ass vienna! i seriously spent 5 minutes of my life cursing at abc and this bachelor. seriously, stop using your dick to think and use your freaking brain and heart to pick the love of your life, because those erections guys, they only last for so long.

sometimes i wonder how they decide which women to keep and which to can. if you look, there are pretty much no overweight or unaverage sized people. abc, stop discriminating! i dont know why i continue to watch a show that makes me angry. i normally watch it because it gives me a feeling that my mr right is out there, but then by the end of the show, i feel like he got lost and is frozen in the south pole!

and they also announced the list for the next dancing with the stars. the first name they announced was pamela anderson. of course i sat there laughing my ass off and the only other name i heard was kate gosselin. sooooo we shall see how that show goes this season!

<3 til next time <3

out with the old and in with the new

~Goals For 2010~

• DRIVE!
• Lose like 20lbs
• fix up my room
• become more organized
• blog more often
• go on at least one vacation this year and/or go to the beach at least once this year!
• have an amazing year :)
  
• pass all my classes this year
• part me wants to get a job that fits with nursing but part of me doesnt cuz i really really like my job..i guess we shall see..

so heres to a new year full of opportunities...lets hope i don't fuck this year up, shall we?!

Another list of things not to say/do at work...

1. its ok to ask how much one or two things is, but after i say "its priced on the barcode" dont be a dick and pick up every single item asking me "how much is this?"
2. do not fill an entire bad of candy just to see what two pounds look like, set it down, and then leave. not freakin cool!
3. dont throw your gum out in the candy bins..thats gross people!
4. when i ask you what kind of fudge you'd like to try its fine to say "that one" but at least point to it..im NOT a fuckin mind reader people!
5. dont ask me how to make fudge..i am not good enough to make it :(

so in conclusion..ann taylor got a nasty email from me for being a bunch of idiots..i have to wait 5 days for a response..talk about nice customer service!!!!

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