Another list of things not to say/do at work...

1. its ok to ask how much one or two things is, but after i say "its priced on the barcode" dont be a dick and pick up every single item asking me "how much is this?"
2. do not fill an entire bad of candy just to see what two pounds look like, set it down, and then leave. not freakin cool!
3. dont throw your gum out in the candy bins..thats gross people!
4. when i ask you what kind of fudge you'd like to try its fine to say "that one" but at least point to it..im NOT a fuckin mind reader people!
5. dont ask me how to make fudge..i am not good enough to make it :(

so in conclusion..ann taylor got a nasty email from me for being a bunch of idiots..i have to wait 5 days for a response..talk about nice customer service!!!!

<3

My thoughts on M.J.'s death

• I find it funny that every tv channel is talking about how healthy he looked. i personally do not see a man who has had numerous plastic surgerys very attractive and who looks anorexic to be healthy.
• I think playing michael jackson songs over and over just down right annoying. Granted he had some good hits and was so-called king of pop, i can only tolerate him in 30 seconds of singing.
• I also find playing all his music videos is just MORE ANNOYING...MTV!
• Yes people, the king of pop is gone. i do send my sympathy to his family and loved ones. However, stop making such a big deal out of it!

Love,
Lynsey♥

5 things you shouldnt do when im working

1. Do not throw your money at me...i am NOT a stripper!
2. Do not throw candy at me either..do i look anorexic to you?
3. Do not come in asking "do you sell candy here?" because not only does it make you look like a dumbass, it makes me look like a bigger one for having to answer you.
4. Do not ask "can i pay for this?" because one of these days i will say "no" and you will realize just as much of a sped youu are!
5. Do not look at me like i am Sasquatch when i tell you the price..does it look like walmart to you?

♥ Me ♥

you said move on, where do i go?

So its been a while...

• i have come to the conclusion that most men are assholes.
• i do not understand why it is expected that we must all be with someone and marry someone and have kids..i dont get it
• little kids out there who come to the candy store..if your going to call me a bitch under your breath, just grow balls and say it to my face
• targets pharmacy closes at 6pm on weekends..who knew? not me
• i have two papers due monday..shoooooooot meeeeeee
• i have to also come up with a farewell speech.

so hopefully it wont be another month or whatever til i write again

much love.

ABC are you shitting me?

so i seriously just wasted 2 hours of my life (kinda) watching the finale of "The Bachelor" and this asshole pick this amazing girl and then when they brought them back for the reunion, he broke up with her cuz he wants to be with the runner up instead. FUCKING ASSHOLE! he broke up with her on national television!!!! i would have smacked him if i were her! i love the fact that she did call him a bastard and none of it was *bleeped*. AGHHHHHHHH!

im so glad that do not have a boy toy for that reason right there!

♥
Me

and this is what happens when i think.

so today in the car on the way to walmart, which by the way pisses me off, and on the radio the people were talking about their valentines day. i started thinking about how people dont really celebrate the holidays for their intentions. i proceed to say, "valentines day is just a stupid holiday made up by hallmark!". my dad laughs and says how funny and true that is. i continue say how presidants day is just an excuse for some people to get out of work. i mean honestly people, when i croak, i dont see my birthday being made into a holiday. then again, i wasnt president, but i am pretty damn awesome! so then he babbles how, "when you were in school you loved it!" and i say, "well that doesnt apply anymore cause i dont get off for it anymore!". i continue to say how st patricks day and cinco de mayo are just an excuse for people to get drunk! and then he yells at me hows its about heritage and since im part irish i shouldnt say things like that. sometimes i wonder why i talk to him about these things...its not like its the birds and the bees here!

and then i go to my grandmas and we are talking about how i am a heinz 57. i found out im part german/pa dutch, french, italian, irish, slovak, polish, etc. then my grandma tries saying how im part sierrian...honey i dont think so! do i look middle eastern to you? no..god old people should just not talk about these types of things.

♥Lynsey™

Remebering..

i dont know why but for some odd reason i remember the craziest stuff. i remember the dates people died, i remember things that happened like years ago..and i dont mean big things, i mean small stupid stuff like what song was on the radio when i was in a car accident stupid. i mean i dont know why but its just how i am. its crazy.

RIP SALVATORE FACCIPONTE

I can't believe its been a year that your gone. You will forever be in my heart.
Save me a cloud
♥2-9-08♥

some things i have realized...

• If i marry a doctor, he better have a brain and know when i am sick and what it is i am sick with (the doctor in the ER the other night was hot but i swear he was brain dead like terri schivo)
• English is going to be the death of me. while realizing this, i also realized why hemmingway shot himself. his literature sucks and makes no sense. the one short story we read was somehow about abortion. i didnt know this cuz it doesnt make sense!
• My math teacher is a bitch..100% bitch should be tattooed across her forehead, but then again when she opens her mouth, you can just tell by her annoying voice!
  
• People who come into the candy store should really learn to smile more. its candy for christ sake! and if your on a diet...then dont come in and bitch about how you cant buy anything cuz of your fucking diet!
• I havent had starbucks in at least a week! GO ME!
• I really would just like to hit my father. everything i do is not good enough or anything for that matter. girrrrrr
• Some people need to not eat food at all. i mean if you can hardly fit through the door (like 500pounders) then you probably shouldnt be buying 80dollars worth of candy cuz thats like 80pounds to your ass which honey, you dont need!
  
• Im tired...and really need to shower!

xoxoxox
-me-

change is coming alright!

so i came to realize that stevie wonder is blind. everytime i see stevie wonder for some odd reason, i think of ray charles and i can never remember if they are both blind. i knew ray charles is but i can never remember about ole stevie. but apparently, he is people! and sting, you really need to consider shaving whatever that thing is on your face. i mean, seriously, it looks like an animal is eating your face off!

so if i were to become president (maybe in my dreams), i wonder (not like stevie), if there would be over 3,500 people there for me? i mean honesty, i bet that amount of people would hang themselves. and i want my own damn parade!!

dick chaney, it looks like your "best friend" shot you back. i mean now your in a wheelchair and that sucks, it does, but karma is a bitch and you my dear, you are experiencing that now. and bush looked super happy to be done, and not gonna lie, im very happy your done too! the only reason your daughters are even remotely pretty is because of your wife. not you!

now obama your speech was absolutely amazing, not gonna lie. but i had no tears coming out of my eyes! and i never knew your middle name was hussein. kinda creepy! but its ok, cuz i voted for you!

mrs. obama, i want your stylist. your dresses were amazing and you looked beautiful. i wanna look that beautiful!! im jealous...

so this is me rambling (and i say so alot).
xoxoxox

my work ethics (if i have any)...

so last night i laid in bed thinking (this is what i do before actually falling asleep..dangerous..I KNOW). i started thing about work and things people do that really annoy me. i mean the kids that come in really make me not want to have kids.

when old people walk in a the first thing out of there mouth is "where is our free sample of fudge?" so i point them to the fudge. they try not just one, or two, or three, but like five! and then they say thats too expensive and walk about bitching. i so just wanna say "and dont let the door hit you where the good lord split ya!" but i dont...i just say have a nice day and bite my tongue.

and then the kids come in..which fine whatever they are cute so its good..til they open there mouths. they never have enough money and then i feel like a bitch for making them realize this. i really do love my job, dont get me wrong. i just feel like im taking candy from a baby..hahah!

i think what irritates me the most is when parents bring the kids in and say "we arent getting ANYTHING! YOU HEAR ME??????!!!!" yes like that too! or they say get what you want and then they ask if its ok to get something and the parents say no. so basically the kids leaves with something they completely will not eat most likely.

and then i feel asleep....so i just wanted to share this rant with you!

Lynsey™

p.s. changed the layout =)

my loving family....

so yesterday i was trying to look for paperwork to fill out for NCC nursing program. my mother was up and what not so i asked her to help me look. she goes "i havent seen it" and lays down on the couch and falls asleep. wait..it gets much better. so last night at 11:30 my grandma in california calls. granted shes old and senile, you think she would know basic math and that pa is three hours ahead of time. after my mom talks to her for a while, she kindly walks in my room, and puts the dogs bed in my room (note: i had just got done telling her that i dont really want it in here cuz of all the dog hair). so my response is "whatever" and i go to sleep. 20 minutes later, she turns on my light and goes "im putting it back in his crate". i mean it was kind of her for once to turn the light off after she was soo nice to wake me! and then this morning my grandma so kindly decides to have a heart attack...in an ICE STORM!! oh the glory this week is bringing!

so on a completely different note, last night i was the two hour special for 'the biggest loser'. i felt exteremely skinny compared to these 400 pound people. the 20 peoples combined weight (as a whole) was way over 3tons. can we say Holy Fuck? my mother proceeds to tell me that i should go on there..i just shoot her a dirty look and said "if you would still have your 20 pound uterus i could soooooooo say the same". she just laughed it off..but as she tells me this, i proceed to say how my ass is so NOT that big..and my father just glares at me and laughs. i tell him to look in a mirror and he goes to bed..at 8:30!!! moral here: the older you get, the earlier you go to bed!

so im glad to share very little (if any) life lessons..or just my life in general

xoxox

they always say to dream big

So instead of making new years resolutions , cause ya know i never keep them (besides, does anybody?), i decided to make more of a things i am gonna try to do this year. obviously i will try my best, but i decided to not make promises to myself that i cant keep or necessarily control. so here goes nothing (or all of it)!

• Finish cleaning my room (this year!!)
• Eating healthier
• Start to exercise more
• Do well this semester at LCCC
• Live everyday as if it were my last
• Not try and please everyone
• DRIVE!!!!

So i find those to be realistic! i will keep everyone posted on whether i accomplish this..but anywho..HAPPY FREAKIN-FANTASTIC NEW YEARRRRRRRR

love always =)