- If i marry a doctor, he better have a brain and know when i am sick and what it is i am sick with (the doctor in the ER the other night was hot but i swear he was brain dead like terri schivo)
- English is going to be the death of me. while realizing this, i also realized why hemmingway shot himself. his literature sucks and makes no sense. the one short story we read was somehow about abortion. i didnt know this cuz it doesnt make sense!
- My math teacher is a bitch..100% bitch should be tattooed across her forehead, but then again when she opens her mouth, you can just tell by her annoying voice!
- People who come into the candy store should really learn to smile more. its candy for christ sake! and if your on a diet...then dont come in and bitch about how you cant buy anything cuz of your fucking diet!
- I havent had starbucks in at least a week! GO ME!
- I really would just like to hit my father. everything i do is not good enough or anything for that matter. girrrrrr
- Some people need to not eat food at all. i mean if you can hardly fit through the door (like 500pounders) then you probably shouldnt be buying 80dollars worth of candy cuz thats like 80pounds to your ass which honey, you dont need!
- Im tired...and really need to shower!
-me-
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