my loving family....

so yesterday i was trying to look for paperwork to fill out for NCC nursing program. my mother was up and what not so i asked her to help me look. she goes "i havent seen it" and lays down on the couch and falls asleep. wait..it gets much better. so last night at 11:30 my grandma in california calls. granted shes old and senile, you think she would know basic math and that pa is three hours ahead of time. after my mom talks to her for a while, she kindly walks in my room, and puts the dogs bed in my room (note: i had just got done telling her that i dont really want it in here cuz of all the dog hair). so my response is "whatever" and i go to sleep. 20 minutes later, she turns on my light and goes "im putting it back in his crate". i mean it was kind of her for once to turn the light off after she was soo nice to wake me! and then this morning my grandma so kindly decides to have a heart attack...in an ICE STORM!! oh the glory this week is bringing!

so on a completely different note, last night i was the two hour special for 'the biggest loser'. i felt exteremely skinny compared to these 400 pound people. the 20 peoples combined weight (as a whole) was way over 3tons. can we say Holy Fuck? my mother proceeds to tell me that i should go on there..i just shoot her a dirty look and said "if you would still have your 20 pound uterus i could soooooooo say the same". she just laughed it off..but as she tells me this, i proceed to say how my ass is so NOT that big..and my father just glares at me and laughs. i tell him to look in a mirror and he goes to bed..at 8:30!!! moral here: the older you get, the earlier you go to bed!

so im glad to share very little (if any) life lessons..or just my life in general

xoxox