some things i have realized...

• If i marry a doctor, he better have a brain and know when i am sick and what it is i am sick with (the doctor in the ER the other night was hot but i swear he was brain dead like terri schivo)
• English is going to be the death of me. while realizing this, i also realized why hemmingway shot himself. his literature sucks and makes no sense. the one short story we read was somehow about abortion. i didnt know this cuz it doesnt make sense!
• My math teacher is a bitch..100% bitch should be tattooed across her forehead, but then again when she opens her mouth, you can just tell by her annoying voice!
  
• People who come into the candy store should really learn to smile more. its candy for christ sake! and if your on a diet...then dont come in and bitch about how you cant buy anything cuz of your fucking diet!
• I havent had starbucks in at least a week! GO ME!
• I really would just like to hit my father. everything i do is not good enough or anything for that matter. girrrrrr
• Some people need to not eat food at all. i mean if you can hardly fit through the door (like 500pounders) then you probably shouldnt be buying 80dollars worth of candy cuz thats like 80pounds to your ass which honey, you dont need!
  
• Im tired...and really need to shower!

xoxoxox
-me-

change is coming alright!

so i came to realize that stevie wonder is blind. everytime i see stevie wonder for some odd reason, i think of ray charles and i can never remember if they are both blind. i knew ray charles is but i can never remember about ole stevie. but apparently, he is people! and sting, you really need to consider shaving whatever that thing is on your face. i mean, seriously, it looks like an animal is eating your face off!

so if i were to become president (maybe in my dreams), i wonder (not like stevie), if there would be over 3,500 people there for me? i mean honesty, i bet that amount of people would hang themselves. and i want my own damn parade!!

dick chaney, it looks like your "best friend" shot you back. i mean now your in a wheelchair and that sucks, it does, but karma is a bitch and you my dear, you are experiencing that now. and bush looked super happy to be done, and not gonna lie, im very happy your done too! the only reason your daughters are even remotely pretty is because of your wife. not you!

now obama your speech was absolutely amazing, not gonna lie. but i had no tears coming out of my eyes! and i never knew your middle name was hussein. kinda creepy! but its ok, cuz i voted for you!

mrs. obama, i want your stylist. your dresses were amazing and you looked beautiful. i wanna look that beautiful!! im jealous...

so this is me rambling (and i say so alot).
xoxoxox

my work ethics (if i have any)...

so last night i laid in bed thinking (this is what i do before actually falling asleep..dangerous..I KNOW). i started thing about work and things people do that really annoy me. i mean the kids that come in really make me not want to have kids.

when old people walk in a the first thing out of there mouth is "where is our free sample of fudge?" so i point them to the fudge. they try not just one, or two, or three, but like five! and then they say thats too expensive and walk about bitching. i so just wanna say "and dont let the door hit you where the good lord split ya!" but i dont...i just say have a nice day and bite my tongue.

and then the kids come in..which fine whatever they are cute so its good..til they open there mouths. they never have enough money and then i feel like a bitch for making them realize this. i really do love my job, dont get me wrong. i just feel like im taking candy from a baby..hahah!

i think what irritates me the most is when parents bring the kids in and say "we arent getting ANYTHING! YOU HEAR ME??????!!!!" yes like that too! or they say get what you want and then they ask if its ok to get something and the parents say no. so basically the kids leaves with something they completely will not eat most likely.

and then i feel asleep....so i just wanted to share this rant with you!

Lynsey™

p.s. changed the layout =)

my loving family....

so yesterday i was trying to look for paperwork to fill out for NCC nursing program. my mother was up and what not so i asked her to help me look. she goes "i havent seen it" and lays down on the couch and falls asleep. wait..it gets much better. so last night at 11:30 my grandma in california calls. granted shes old and senile, you think she would know basic math and that pa is three hours ahead of time. after my mom talks to her for a while, she kindly walks in my room, and puts the dogs bed in my room (note: i had just got done telling her that i dont really want it in here cuz of all the dog hair). so my response is "whatever" and i go to sleep. 20 minutes later, she turns on my light and goes "im putting it back in his crate". i mean it was kind of her for once to turn the light off after she was soo nice to wake me! and then this morning my grandma so kindly decides to have a heart attack...in an ICE STORM!! oh the glory this week is bringing!

so on a completely different note, last night i was the two hour special for 'the biggest loser'. i felt exteremely skinny compared to these 400 pound people. the 20 peoples combined weight (as a whole) was way over 3tons. can we say Holy Fuck? my mother proceeds to tell me that i should go on there..i just shoot her a dirty look and said "if you would still have your 20 pound uterus i could soooooooo say the same". she just laughed it off..but as she tells me this, i proceed to say how my ass is so NOT that big..and my father just glares at me and laughs. i tell him to look in a mirror and he goes to bed..at 8:30!!! moral here: the older you get, the earlier you go to bed!

so im glad to share very little (if any) life lessons..or just my life in general

xoxox

they always say to dream big

So instead of making new years resolutions , cause ya know i never keep them (besides, does anybody?), i decided to make more of a things i am gonna try to do this year. obviously i will try my best, but i decided to not make promises to myself that i cant keep or necessarily control. so here goes nothing (or all of it)!

• Finish cleaning my room (this year!!)
• Eating healthier
• Start to exercise more
• Do well this semester at LCCC
• Live everyday as if it were my last
• Not try and please everyone
• DRIVE!!!!

So i find those to be realistic! i will keep everyone posted on whether i accomplish this..but anywho..HAPPY FREAKIN-FANTASTIC NEW YEARRRRRRRR

love always =)